Member Woody Allen
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought– particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.
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It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody Allen
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Woody Allen
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody Allen
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I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
Woody Allen
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Woody Allen
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
Woody Allen
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better… while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen
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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought– particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Woody Allen
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It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Woody Allen