Member Erma Bombeck Member @erma-bombeck • Joined Sep 2026 • Not recently active Remove Connection Are you sure you want to remove from your connections? Profile Groups Quotes Forums Connections Discussions Replies Favorites Discussions Replies Favorites Forum Replies Created Erma Bombeck Member September 29, 2026 at 5:00 am in reply to: If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.